A little white trash cooking action happening for you. Is that offensive? I don't think so. Maybe if I included the HUGE jug of sweet tea I made too, it would seem more homey than

Along with these tasty piglets in a blanket (obviously with cheese), I made egg salad for sandwiches on Sunday, using the ambrosia of my world, Miracle Whip! I will eat anything with sour cream or Miracle Whip in it.

The Magic Chef (to be better nicknamed later) taught me a new way to boil eggs too, and so next time I will give that a shot and feel like a kinda bas-ass cook myself. Then, i will let you guys know the secret egg tip I got and how it worked out!