Guess what I got!

It has arrived! It’s black and white, cut like my old swing dance dresses, has two pockets and I will really try to get it dirty.
Its my apron from da sis. Look how cute it is! Readers, there must be something taking control of my mind from this NYR because when I got my new apron, my first thought was, “this is so sexy”! Oh help me, I used to think food was sexy, rare steaks, ice cream in porcelain single size bowls, Jagerbombs. What? Are you sure? Okay, the hubs says that Jagerbombs are not sexy, its more that I think everything is sexy after a few of them. Thanks for clearing that up and reading over my shoulder. Is this NYR turning me into a domestic goddess?
I wonder if I can wear my apron when I am just heating things in the microwave. Oh, I wonder if I should name her. I name everything. My old car was Fiona Greenapple, my new car is Napoleon Bonacar, my elliptical is named Pacey, and the new house is named Lucille (though the security system is named Karen, which the kid named after the electronic wife of a SpongeBob character). What do you name an apron? Ok, readers, I need some feedback. What should I name this sassy lady of an apron?

Not My Giveaway

Readers, I have never asked you for anything before, except for loyalty, attentiveness and forgiveness. Wow, I am just as needy as the hubs says I am. Then, starting over, Readers, I want something else. Do you recall when guest blogger from Down & Out Chic http://downandoutchic.blogspot.com/ gave up all the inside scoop about an upcoming free giveaway about an apron? Well that time has come, and that opportunity for you to win that apron for me is now!
Readers, did you catch that last part that I snuck in so cleverly? I want that apron, the choices are insanely adorable and while it would take me so time to actually wipe my dirty cooking hands upon it, I would eventually, I am just sure of it. Megadeath, it will not be like the 30 skirts I have that I say I will wear, and then not, but won’t give away because I think they are all so pretty, and I am sure one day that I will wear them, like when I am all grown up! I still need an apron, my Bday came and went without one because all my clever friends thought that all my other clever friends were going to get me one, and I ended up without one.
So Readers, if you would like the opportunity to win myself, or yourself (and then invite me over to drool over it) one of these super sassy aprons, please connect to this site http://downandoutchic.blogspot.com/2010/02/giveaway-apron-by-sonshine-designs.html
and follow the instructions.
Good Luck!